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$250M in taxpayer money. Zero oversight. Operators built mansions. Now it's your turn.
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While daycares under Tim Walz's receive billions for ghost students, real independent journalists get censored, deplatformed, and defunded for investigating stories exactly like this.
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This is a work of political satire criticizing Minnesota's childcare fraud scandal. Contributions support investigative journalism and initiatives just like this one. Not affiliated with any government entity or political campaign.
Between 2020-2024, Minnesota's childcare assistance program under Governor Tim Walz became one of America's larger state-level fraud schemes, with Somali daycare fraud at the center of the taxpayer waste scandal:
The $4M Quality Learning Center case was just the tip of the Tim Walz Somali daycare fraud scandal. While Governor Walz's administration ran cover, operators built mansions and bought luxury cars with your taxpayer money. This wasn't one bad actor—it was systemic failure under Tim Walz's watch.
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• 60% Investigative journalism covering the scandal
• 30% Funds initiatives just like this one
• 10% Operating this monument to government failure
Legal: This is protected political satire under the First Amendment. All contributions are final. Unlike the fraudsters, we're keeping the money for its stated purpose.
